Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Acronym for "his face when" or "her face when". Alternative of MFW ("my face when"). Commonly used on 4chan and similar sites.
>be me
>aggressively fuck dolphins whenever the zookeeper isn't around
>hfw she arrives back to the enclosure early
HFW by classified288 September 13, 2020
Related Words
HFW • hfwf wif oerh • HFWH • hfwo • HFWT
Acronym for Hot For Words which is a YouTube Channel featuring Marina, a sexy philologist , who explains the history and meaning of various words via her YouTube Video.
Dude1:Hey do you watch HFW?
Dude2:Yeah, its AWESOME!
HFW by Ti@m@t March 16, 2008
Example: Holy fuck, he totally has a HFW!!!
HFW by A Sierra & D June 5, 2019
HFWT = Have Fun With That
"HFWT, don't hurt yourself!"
HFWT by omxz June 30, 2009
Have fun with hand
Night dude, cya tomorrow (this will be said early in the evening)

Riiight... HFWH ;)
HFWH by Xanthom March 15, 2009
Hands Free Wet Orgasm - prostate orgasm that can leads to wet orgasm through the penis, ejaculation
I had several HFWO's yesterday evening using my Njoy Pure Wand.
hfwo by DrMaffick June 16, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more