Healthcare 

A fundamental human right. Only stupid people (Republicans) disagree with this.

Healthcare should be free, because people should not have to pay to get their life-saving cancer treatment.

Healthcare by sos_1 September 13, 2016

Healthcare 

Sexual innuendo for any sexual act.

Meet me in the bathroom for some healthcare.

An orgy is healthcare for everyone.

In order to get his job, Dan gave his interviewer some healthcare.

Some people don't agree with Obama's stance on healthcare.

Healthcare by Guy Teip October 20, 2009

healthcare 

something we dont have

"do we have healthcare?"
"no"

healthcare by big man tingfam September 15, 2022

Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money

In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

Healthcare.gov by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013

healthcare.gov

A poorly designed website managed by a pack of rural South African Apes on a server running Windows 95 connected to a dial-up.

1: Yo, have you checked out healthcare.gov?
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...

healthcare.gov by Kronos21 October 26, 2013

Healthcare bill 

A completely unconstitutional bill that gives the government the power to mandate that you must have health insurance or else. Government run healthcare is, in fact, a tenant of socialism, and will help to bankrupt any nation. This bill was passed using backroom deals and bribery. This bill is unconstitutional because nowhere in the Constitution is the government given the power to tell us to purchase something. The Constitution states that all powers not explicitly delegated to the federal government are given to the States and the People. If the government was to get their slimy hands out of healthcare, the prices would go down, as proven time and time again with other commodities.

Man, now I have to spend all this money on health insurance because of the Healthcare bill when I can barely pay my bills in the first place! Is the government trying to ruin me???

Healthcare bill by Mr. Politico January 14, 2011

Healthcare Ignoramus 

Any American person who likes to attend town hall meetings to "discuss" the healthcare reform debates when they have no clue as to what they are fighting for or against.

These people are usually 1 or more of the following:
1) Senior Citizens
2) Republicans
3) Uneducated

In a town hall meeting help by Rep. Robert Inglis

Healthcare Ignoramus: "Keep you goddamn government hands off my medicare!!!"

Inglis: "Actually sir, your healthcare is being provided by the government"

Healthcare Ignoramus: o.0

Healthcare Ignoramus by tjpartys August 11, 2009