HDAU

Hands Down, Ass Up (noun, verb).

Noun: Refers to the squatting spread eagle position where your hands are planted firmly on the ground supporting the rest of your body, and your knees are used to prop your ass up in the air.

Verb: Refers to using the previously described position to perform a task or solve any of a wide variety of problems.

Noun Usage: While skiing, Jen fell into the HDAU position. Then righted herself.

Noun 2nd Definition: Hot Donna, Ass Up

Verb Usage: Don't know what to do? When in doubt, HDAU!

HDAU by dirtylimerick March 3, 2008

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HDAU

HDAU, Noun. HDAU or Head Down Ass Up describes a sexual position in which a person has their head towards the floor or bed, while having their butt pointed towards the air. Similar to Hands Down Ass Up, but does not generally include the spread eagle position

(In a text) Bro Jenney was HDAU last night, I nearly came from the sight!

HDAU by JamesAndrew140 May 1, 2025

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