HBHS

Huntington Beach High School or in other words, land of the hoes and freaks. Many other species migrate here, like the saggy boobed supervision ladies that yell at you for showing your ankles, traveling in carts because they are too lazy to walk, the math teachers that can't teach math or the english teachers that get pregnant everyday. Yes we have all branches of the animal kingdom here, lets not forget the couples that mate like horny rabbits on the stairs that you have to constantly step over to get to class, or the wild singing apa children in the hallways after school. (We can hear you, you are not alone) The fake bitches that say hi but talk shit on secret twit, the "randoms" that walk by you in the hallway that you swear you've never seen before in your life. My favorite part about it is the way everyone stares at each other in the quad, don't even think about picking that ass wedgie because everyone is gonna fuckin see it. No privacy. Anywhere. Not even the stairs. If you want to gain 1,000 pounds in one week, eat the cafeteria food everyday...and if that wasn't enough you still have people sneaking into clubs to get more free slizes of pizza. Yes this is hbhs.

All in all, don't come here

EX: "Kimmy, let's go to HBHS"

"fuck no"

HBHS by likeitis March 11, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012