Hauberk 

Displeasing and generally lazy person

Jenna your being such a hauberk get out of bed you lazy bum.

Hauberk by Pablo and Pepé productions May 14, 2015

hauber 

a very smart human that is very smart and kind(corrects every sentence

haubers are uasally male do not like being called names and are very self effiecient

hauber by ja9n January 30, 2017

Haberkern 

The Haberkern is a small, cute rain forest creature that is very adorable. The Haberkern is also known to be found in the Eastern part of the United States where it was originally created by mad scientists in a laboratory. Because of this creature, happiness and joy has been spread all throughout the coast to many lucky humans who get to dwell in its presents. Also, without the Haberkern, life would be dull and lifeless for many.

Look at that baby Haberkern!

Haberkern by xkristan11x March 28, 2011

Miss Haberkorn 

Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”

Miss Haberkorn, was that sarcasm?

Miss Haberkorn, I think I just sarcasmed!

Miss Haberkorn by Chloechobaniii December 17, 2018

Hazberkop 

To fly while on crack, pot, or any other illeagle drug

The man HAZBERKOPED to China, over night

Hazberkop by Edvark January 17, 2005

HabberKnackle 

A person who is just plain mean, annoying, and/or just wants to debate on everything. also HabberKnackle also describes a person who is repulsive, Ambitious, and Rude to anyone.

Their once lived a young man; he disrespects everyone and is just a HabberKnackle.
he is mean__in every way.

HabberKnackle by Bobythekid December 18, 2014

hauberg 

When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.

hauberg stalks their vice principal

hauberg by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015