Haberkern

The Haberkern is a small, cute rain forest creature that is very adorable. The Haberkern is also known to be found in the Eastern part of the United States where it was originally created by mad scientists in a laboratory. Because of this creature, happiness and joy has been spread all throughout the coast to many lucky humans who get to dwell in its presents. Also, without the Haberkern, life would be dull and lifeless for many.

Look at that baby Haberkern!

by xkristan11x March 28, 2011

Miss Haberkorn

Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”

Miss Haberkorn, was that sarcasm?

Miss Haberkorn, I think I just sarcasmed!

by Chloechobaniii December 17, 2018

Haberer

austrian slang for friend, bro, dude...

Heast oida haberer host a tschik

by asdfghgfdsfghfdsdfgh March 17, 2021

Habecken

Habecken, das

Das #Habecken das Spinat besonders viel Eisen enthält beruht nicht auf wissenschaftlichen Fakten

by ChewiKowalski October 29, 2022

Habecken

#Habecken ist wenn man bewusst etwas kontrafaktisches behauptet um ein ideologisch gewünschtes Ergebnis zu stützen

#Habecken ist wenn man nicht Pleite ist, sondern nur kein Geld hat seine Rechnungen zu zahlen
#Habecken ist wenn man behauptet Spinat hätte besonders viel Eisen
#Habecken: Die Entscheidung zu AKW-Laufzeitverlängerung wird von der Bundesregierung faktenbasiert und nicht ideologisch getroffen

by ChewiKowalski October 29, 2022