After a night of pure Toking of resin or weed the ash tray will be filled with tab ends. what is left in the ash tray will smell so strongly of resin it will no longer be an ash tray but a hash tray. What is left over in the Hash tray can be broke down to make a Tabber spliff.
In the morning;
'OY Danny you twat...pass us the Hash tray 'n' i'll make a Tabber'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.