H2

also known as a hummer, is when a girl puts your balls in her mnouth and hums her favorite tune.

your girlfriend gave me an H2 last night

by wouldn't u like to know November 28, 2003

H2

Houdini 2: A person who has the habit of disappearing at opportune times when something is required of them.

Where did H2 go? He was supposed to design that subdivision for me!

by JWPerfect May 25, 2007

H2

Alternate name for Halo 2.

We just got done playing H2 on Live.

by J M K May 18, 2005

H2

1. The #2 Hummer. NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but made by GM under license from AMGeneral. A cooler looking and MORE OFF-ROAD CAPABLE version of the Suburban.
2. A HUMMER blowjob that ALMOST makes you come, but leads to an AWESOME fuck instead!

My wife gave me an H2 in our H2.

by Sex Ed December 27, 2006

H2

A Suburban-based truck made by the Hummer division of General Motors.

The H2 is very good off-road

by Adrian Krynski November 11, 2003

H2

Grandmaster hater of everybody.

H2 hates all etnicity all the time, everytime, 24/7 a week, 365.24 days a year, All THE TIME!!!

by haas2.0 November 24, 2008

H2

An SUV developed by the General Motors owned Hummer. Despite what people say, the car is not driven exclusively by men with small penis syndrome (sps) or soccer moms, but that doesn't mean that SPS victims and soccer moms don't drive them. Some people use them legit, such as long trips across the country with the family and all your shit, or off-roading, though the latter is rather rare.

The H2 has also been popularized by the hip-hop world which regularly rapes SUVs and trucks by lowering them, adding useless 24 inch chrome rims, and "pimping" them with nasty vinyls. Hopefully that won't stop you from buying an H2 should you need it (off-roading or long trips where you need cargo and the family. No, soccer games that are 20 minutes away DO NOT count.).

I was driving my 530i when I saw two Hummer H2s. One had the off-road kit and had some guys and some camping-looking gear in the trunk, the other had a mom, four kids, and a bunch of soccer gear. I was lucky to follow the mom and saw that she only drove for about 10 minutes saying "I needed it".

by Dr. Thrax May 17, 2005