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H.O.M.A. stands for hellhole of mysterious answers. These classes are usually full of kids who have problems with school AKA speds. There is often more then 4 teachers in the room at a time. The main snack in these classes is glue.There are several degrees of H.O.M.A. There is first degree, which is the worst. Over 90% of the students in that class are speds. In first degree you have only one to two friends in that class. Second degree H.O.M.A. is bad but not nearly as bad as first. Second degree has about 80 to 85% of the class speds but you have 5 to 7 pretty good friends in there so you dont go compleatly insane. Now for the last degree of H.O.M.A. 3rd degree. Now 3rd degree consists of about 40 to 50% of the class speds. You have around 11 friends in the class and what usually happens is one side of the room is your friends and the other side is speds. This is the official deffinition of H.O.M.A.
O boy i think that H.O.M.A. will be very interesting today due to all the mysterious answers.
H.O.M.A. by HOMA SQUAD March 21, 2010
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s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.
Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

David H-O-H-M-A-N-N 

Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.
Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A 

Take a good, long, hard suck of my arse.
He really pissed me off, so I told him to T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A.
T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A by The Beev October 3, 2007

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k 

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks!
1: what ur fav scene in breaking bad
2.a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k
1. what?