Gyppopotamus

A gypo/gypsy hippopotamus.

A homeless hippopotamus.

"Wow look at that rather large traveller person... such a Gyppopotamus!"

Gyppopotamus by Suzie.B.N.I September 29, 2014

grippopotamus 

A morbidly obese woman with feral grip that could kill a man instantly. If she catches you with your pants down, her grip could lock you into your final position as her vacuum sealed semen extraction tool removes your soul from your shaft.

I want a grippopotamus for gripmas.
This grippopotamus that I work with has been giving me the eyes; it might not be the worst way to go.

grippopotamus by One-eyed Willie July 24, 2023

Hyppopotamus 

used to describe someone who mistakes words commonly

1. "You hyppopotamus, I knew you couldn't be trusted in the spelling bee!"

2. He is a hyppopotamus because he mistook the word rain for his friend.

Hyppopotamus by orlando roland May 6, 2025