A special aphrodisiac that forces the user to submit to a BETA MALE like state. Which will allow anybody nearby to fuck them (With weapons) The effect of the Guzzle Juice will not activate if any other drugs are in the system. The Yoinky Sploinky enhances the effects of the Guzzle Juice.
Person 1: "Bro I just Nutted in my girl last night"
Person 2: "Did you use the Guzzle Juice?"
Person 1: "Of course I did, worked like a charm"
Person 2: "Did you do the Yoinky Sploinky?"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*