What the low grade creep done left on you post sexy time. He/she is so ratchet that they on gutter level. You take them to the Chinese restaurant across town so no one sees them with you.
Ho left her gutterbutter all over my sheets, I had to toss them out.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."