Gurt Fingle

wgat gurt fingle, tingletuh

gurtle furt gingle fingle nurt
gurt: yo
yo: wassup
up: what?
what: watchu want
calc: ts (short for calc) pmo fr ngl vro
vro: among us burger
american burger institute: 📈📊
mike rosoft: Zm9ydG5pdGU=
gurt: roger roger
shelly from brawl stars: For millennia I have waited. I watched as civilisations burned and crumbled, only to rise again from the ashes. In all the many ages, across all societies, there was always one constant: McDonald $5 meal! Get the McEpic saver's meal today for only $5!
fingle: gurt
💔: Sorry, I am unable to help you with that request.
jfk: yo who got the chug jug i'm dying over here
ratatouille: yeah you watch me drip drip

like the water sip sip
one eight one three six six
crash out imma flip flip

ts pmo like imma make you go
cause you aint ever know, vro
tell me it aint so (no)

three fiddy skibidi
sky is blue, can't you see
this fruit hanging from a tree
like ur balls - price is free
balls: ay yo watchu say bout me now?
now: go go gadget person eraser
gadget: balls is dead
fingle: balls is dead?
🤯: balls is dead!
💀: who killed balls?
who: no i didn't
WHO: 🚨 Alert! Impostor virus has breached containment! 🤯
skibidi: what impo-rbjsifkururmbbllkrubrrbziocjdbdkdkdjdvdskddbdkenddkfkdnewkskfffkf
skibidimpostor: there are two wolves inside me
me: wtf 😳
wolves: i have a clone?
a clone: hello
hello: yes?

yo: gurt
gurt: fingle
me: gurt fingle

Gurt Fingle by Gurt Dingle (Say Yo) April 11, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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