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Gurt Fingle 

wgat gurt fingle, tingletuh

gurtle furt gingle fingle nurt
gurt: yo
yo: wassup
up: what?
what: watchu want
calc: ts (short for calc) pmo fr ngl vro
vro: among us burger
american burger institute: 📈📊
mike rosoft: Zm9ydG5pdGU=
gurt: roger roger
shelly from brawl stars: For millennia I have waited. I watched as civilisations burned and crumbled, only to rise again from the ashes. In all the many ages, across all societies, there was always one constant: McDonald $5 meal! Get the McEpic saver's meal today for only $5!
fingle: gurt
💔: Sorry, I am unable to help you with that request.
jfk: yo who got the chug jug i'm dying over here
ratatouille: yeah you watch me drip drip

like the water sip sip
one eight one three six six
crash out imma flip flip

ts pmo like imma make you go
cause you aint ever know, vro
tell me it aint so (no)

three fiddy skibidi
sky is blue, can't you see
this fruit hanging from a tree
like ur balls - price is free
balls: ay yo watchu say bout me now?
now: go go gadget person eraser
gadget: balls is dead
fingle: balls is dead?
🤯: balls is dead!
💀: who killed balls?
who: no i didn't
WHO: 🚨 Alert! Impostor virus has breached containment! 🤯
skibidi: what impo-rbjsifkururmbbllkrubrrbziocjdbdkdkdjdvdskddbdkenddkfkdnewkskfffkf
skibidimpostor: there are two wolves inside me
me: wtf 😳
wolves: i have a clone?
a clone: hello
hello: yes?
yo: gurt
gurt: fingle
me: gurt fingle
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