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nut guppy 

A co-worker who is always hanging off the boss's nut sack.
Look at JJ in the boss's office, that guy is such a fuckin nut guppy.
nut guppy by jjredcorn January 5, 2017

Guppy Fishing 

The act of eating your own cum in a zero-gravity environment.
How come everytime we orbit the earth Buzz Aldrin has to go Guppy Fishing?
Guppy Fishing by scabpalace June 16, 2010

guppy stomper 

Slang for a sadistic prison guard known for enjoying stomping and killing inmates’ companion animals.
Yeah, that pathetic guppy stomper is a real piece of work.
When a person makes a pouting face that resembles a fishes face. Also someone who is upset is "guppying".
"I can't believe that pookie. She has been such a guppy all week."

guppy rule

Enough guppies can eat a treasury.

Refers to several small and cheap projects, files, purchases, or other items expending most or all of available resources, originally a city treasury.
Get some snacks for the party, but do not forget the guppy rule.
guppy rule by El Fredo October 22, 2004

butt guppy 

A butt guppy happens when you're finished taking a shit but your asshole won't close and is hanging open like a guppy gulping for air.
The other day my starfish squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy. I think I might be getting ass flu and will have to go home scule.
butt guppy by Wally Pelech February 16, 2007