Skip to main content

Gumshoe Grimes 

The official nickname (title) given to private investigator junior grimes. The youngest Pi in history whos notorious for going to extreme lengths for a case and to bring corruption justice even if he’s a little corrupt himself (though that’s his nature) grimes is dubbed “gumshoe grimes” as he sticks to people when following for a case of mystery.

gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”

An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.

junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!

the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
News station: another body found in the river today! It’s easy to see why this murder was solved

Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!

Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?

News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again

Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha

____

Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself

Mystery figure: ....

Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes

Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*

Aye....ready for action

Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people

____

Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Gumshoe Grimes by Tomcat ™️ October 7, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Gumshoe Grimes 

The official nickname (title) given to private investigator junior grimes. The youngest Pi in history whos notorious for going to extreme lengths for a case and to bring corruption justice even if he’s a little corrupt himself (though that’s his nature) grimes is dubbed “gumshoe grimes” as he sticks to people when following for a case of mystery.

gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”

An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.

junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!

the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
News station: another body found in the river today! It’s easy to see why this murder was solved

Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!

Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?

News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again

Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha

____

Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself

Mystery figure: ....

Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes

Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*

Aye....ready for action

Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people

____

Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Gumshoe Grimes by Tomcat ™️ September 22, 2021
Related Words

gumshoe grimes 

The name of the famous junior grimes, a private detective whom breaks the law as well
gumshoe grimes by Tomcat ™️ October 8, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more