Gul Khan

Attempt at mocking competent powerful patriotic Pakistani Pashtuns who live in a nuclear powerhouse. As true Pashtuns, and the centre of the global Pashtun population (with a much bigger Pashtun population than Afghanistan) they understand the deep importance of an independent, cutting edge and globally significant national military.

The Gul Khan thinks long term, from an economic and military perspective, and aligns himself with other ethnicities of Pakistan due to his belief that common religion is the most important unifying factor, and that racism is bad and doesn't work. Gul Khans give Pashtuns access to the sea, Gul Khans understand the strategic failure of landlocked ethnocentrism. Gul Khans live in all 4 provinces of Pakistan. Gul Khans make Pashtuns a global force, with global relevance.

The Gul Khan is also the first port of call for Afghan citizns in Pakistan, 3 million mostly live in Pakistan in peace, (even in areas outside of Pashtun heartlands) due in part to the generosity and big hearted nature of the average religiously conservative Gul Khan.

Nuclear capabilities possessed by Gul Khans are the reason why Pashtuns are no longer in the shadow of other nations in the region. The baton of Mirwais Hotak has been passed on to the Gul Khan.

You Gul Khan sellout!

How am i a sellout, do i require 24/7 NATO support? Am i a servant of RAW operatives in Uttar Pradesh?

Gul Khan by PakSarzameen August 10, 2021

Gul Khan

Originally, a Pashto name but now used widely in Pakistani English for someone who obsequiously supports the oppressive policies and practices of the Pakistan military, especially against Pashtuns. According to legend, there are four types of Gul Khans.
1: Person who will criticize anything and everything under the sun but will shut the fuck up when it comes to the crimes of the Pakistan military.

2: Person who secretly supports people like the legendary rights activist Manzoor Pashteen but is too afraid to say it openly.
3: The third type of Gul Khan is the one who thinks that activists of the Pashtun Tahafuz (Protection) Movement are agents of foreign spy agencies like the Indian RAW, the Israeli Mossad and the US CIA.
4: The fourth type of Gul Khan thinks that everything that happens in Pakistan is done by the Pakistani spy agencies. Therefore, even the PTM is created by the military. This is worst type.

It makes laugh like hell how I used to be a Gul Khan.
I'd rather climb the K2 than try to make a Gul Khan see reason. Such confirmed idiots!

Gul Khan by GrrazWarkawa June 12, 2018

Gul Khan

Originally, a Pashto name but now used widely in Pakistani English for someone who obsequiously supports the oppressive Political Puppet Parties and Movements such as ANP (Awami National Party), the PTM (Pashtun Tahafuz Movement; a false depiction of its actual purpose), and the Deplorable and Unworthy Manzoor Pashteen who is sponsored and ochastrated by foreign espionage agencies like the Indian RAW, the Israeli Mossad, the U.S CIA, Puppet Regime in Kabul, and the Afghan NDS.

COMMON TRAITS:
1.) A Gul Khan Person who will criticize anything and everything under the sun but will shut the fu*k up when it comes to the crimes of the Political parties, individual politicians, their armed goons and militias, other sponsored mafias, gangs, corrupt supreme Court judges and corrupt police officers in Pakistan.

2.) Gul Khan thinks that everything and anything that happens in Pakistan is done by the Pakistan's intelligence agencies or the Defence Establishment of Pakistan.

ALTERNATIVE Definition(s):

Pertaining to insecure, emasculated men, lacking clarity of vision, & correct direction, ineffective in life achievements and thus blaming their woes & plight on outside factors be the Intelligence Agencies, Defence Communities, their own mother or the neighbour's stray cats. 🐈 Consequently seeks Narrow-Sighted solutions in becoming a dim-witted separatist and causing divisions and discourse amongst brothers, wishing for an evil pipe dream called "Pashtunistan"

Person 1: "Man I met this Gul Khan, unwilling to accept his own failures in life and blaming it as a conspiracy of against Pashtuns by lawful authorities."

Person 2: "I'd rather climb the K2 than try to make a Gul Khan see reason. Such confirmed idiots!"

Gul Khan by Akhunzada Rehman Baba Ahmadzai June 22, 2021