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Guiseley High School

Close by to Morrison's. Apparently one of the best schools in Leeds...results wise. Looks like it needs a good knocking down and rebuilding. Full of slags and chavs. Designated smoking area behind the languages block. Teachers are all pathetic wankers or perverts.

Also known for being better than Benton. By miles.
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Guiseley High School

Full of chavs and slags. If you don’t conform to the uniform, you get shot. All the teachers are perverts or dickheads. Smoking area on the Morrison’s steps.
Mr Jones was looking at Katy’s arse yesterday at Guiseley High School.
Guiseley High School by vagshdf5qy32 September 13, 2019
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Guiseley High School

A School located in guiseley near morrisons where you can smoke 💨 and you can become a chave sket and a slag. The school is nolonger run by Mr Morrisy
Yo Mr Watson Shot up Judd (example name) cause his Jumper tag was hanging out at guiseley High school
Guiseley High School by Chinky boy November 4, 2017

Guiseley High School

A school where if you don't conform to the uniform standards...you get shot.
Bertie got shot at Guiseley High School because he didn't have his top button done up. May he RIP.
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