Guash

The space between your actual crotch, and the stitched crotch of your pants. Men usually have these when their style is that of keeping their pants down low. Girls may have this too with loose sweat or yoga pants.

Dude his pants are so big, his guash is HUGE!

by DavisHandsome February 24, 2011

guash

A word used define something that's sicker than sick

Dude, that party last night was so guash

by jayonahdavis November 2, 2016

guash

To involuntary submit someone, tie them up, then place your lips around one of their ears and attempting to suck in all possible earwax. Next, the person would spit the sucked earwax back into the original persons mouth, then the person would put their penis into the mouth, using the earwax as a rough and sticky lube, creating a numbing, intense itching feeling on the penis as the person thrusts back and forth.

“Oh yeah, that was my guash victim, she had so much earwax to for guashing.”

by jdot June 4, 2024

gashnitzed and gashnizzled

when something is all fouled up or has gone completely awry

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

Devious Gash

A woman that is crafty and cunning

Used by Clay in Son's of Anarchy
Tigs - ''Opie sold us out.''
Clay - ''Or ATF wants us to think he did.
That bitch is smart.''
Clay - ''Devious Gash!''

by Henetrator December 28, 2014

galactic gash

Any fuckable pussy found in outerspace, humanoid or alien.

Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.

by jpg3 April 5, 2011

Fashion The Gash

A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.

Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.

Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.

All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.

by Sharksie May 19, 2022