Queen’s Guard 

A sex act involving two or more men having anal intercourse from behind in a single line; while one woman is position at the front of the line of men engaged in vaginal intercourse with the “first man”, also from behind. Most commonly used to humorously explain why the “first man’s” baby may resemble a close friend.

The couple’s baby has blonde hair like their friend due to the Queen’s Guard they all performed last year.

Queen’s Guard by Zelg May 14, 2019

Occam's Safety Guard 

Occam's Safety Guard - contends that devising clever alternatives to the simplest solution can be safely avoided all together, as the result will inevitably be the same. It is, if you will, the scabbard with which Occam's Razor can be safely stored.

It is in a sense, it is the principle which destroys the dreaded, 'analysis to paralysis' dynamic.

The tedious nature of these meetings, in which we indulge every clever thought that comes out of someone's head, could be thwarted through the use of "Occam's Safety Guard".

or

Andrej should consider employing Occam's Safety Guard before he delves into the complexities of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich creation.

Occam's Safety Guard by The Infernal Machine December 26, 2011

Kavra's Kingdom Guard 

The Guard job at Kavra's Kingdom is the first stage as a high rank. You will have the same ability as a Knight. Imagine getting fired for inactivity the first week...

50 people were recruited for the Kavra's Kingdom Guard rank recently.

Kavra's Kingdom Guard by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 5, 2020

kai and lauren’s royal guard 

PLSSS THIS MAN HAS TO WATCH KAI.... man has to put her in place i swear. BUT MF COULDNT DO ANYTHING WHEN KAI WAS GOING CRAZY THAT NIGHT SHAKING ASS ON EVERYONE AND GETTING JIGGY WIT IT... ANYWAY OFC THIS MF SEXY BUT HE HAS TO PUT PPL IN THEIR PLACE
what a real one 🙏🏽

kai and lauren’s royal guard
pls idk what to put here

kai and lauren’s royal guard by plum worshiper March 15, 2021

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard 

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.

I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard by Rimbor April 20, 2005

Guard Sneeze 

A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.

"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"

"Ya. Why?"

"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"

Guard Sneeze by Jaque Dys December 2, 2009

Road guard spirit 

An Army term for when road guards seek motivation from one another when swapping out positions.

Road guard 1- “road guard relief”

Road guard 2- “road guard spirit”
RG1- “Hoooaah”

Road guard spirit by Dbogie November 29, 2018