by Dutch2762 March 11, 2014
an irrational, idiotic manbaby. The name derives from the latin word Gruuknalia (meaning uncontrollable rage). A grunk is a person who is incapable of basic human speech and communicates only via grunts, shrugs and inchorent crying. Many teachers at a school will try to take care of a grunk and try to contain him. But from the Non-stop screaming and shaking to the constant barrage of fully used diapers, grunk(s) will usually be distributed and sent to the SCP foundation to be contained securely.
"Have you seen Greg recently? He's been out of control and acting erratically..."
"I don't know, i'm suspicious he might be a Grunk."
"I don't know, i'm suspicious he might be a Grunk."
by Crustacean King November 20, 2018
by Jacob McDonald April 18, 2008
the art of a male spraying ejaculents onto the female head,then shaving it off and endulging in devouring it in a sandwich,this may be done without consent from the female.
by CH77 June 18, 2009
A contraction of the adjectives "gay" and "drunk". A condition resulting from an abnormally large intake of alcohol; where an otherwise heterosexual male exhibits overtly homosexual behavior.
"Andy was totally grunk last night. He kept grabbing my ass and rubbing against me on the dance floor."
by Adam Galvan December 13, 2004
Example 1
"Dude what's this awesome music?"
"That my good chum is uncut dirty grunk!"
Example 2
"I think grunge is good and all but its so depressing"
"All you need my friend is a hot injection of groove... GRUNK IT UP!"
"Dude what's this awesome music?"
"That my good chum is uncut dirty grunk!"
Example 2
"I think grunge is good and all but its so depressing"
"All you need my friend is a hot injection of groove... GRUNK IT UP!"
by Jack Pack June 15, 2007
Acting gay when getting drunk. Example: "Did you see Greg the other night, he had a six pack of beer and he was acting like a Grunk!"
by Matthew Ivy September 29, 2013