A certain breed of Pacific Northwestern hipster, complete with flannel, sullen demeanor, disdain for materialism, and a diet consisting of various locally grown legumes, grasses, and berries. Travels on a ridonkulously expensive racing bicycle while wearing varying forms of ill-conceived facial hair.
Dude, I was grungetarian before there was such a thing. Now, if you don't mind, I've got to finish this latte and organic, locally bakedcupcake.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.