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Stephen: Ahh no the chemist closed down
Barry: yeah I know happened last night, it’s gonna be a soap shop

Stephen: rah these things just rise out the ground

Barry: it’s a grovian habit
Grovian by Ricksworth Nevacine March 17, 2021
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To cut the female grundle open to insert the male genitalia inside the now vaggasshole, during coitus.
"I heard matt made her sit on a wood router!"
"Oh dag nabbit!"
"Yeah! He wanted a vagasshole to go groving in!"
groving by coitalcontact October 14, 2013
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giovianni 

Tall ,handsome, athletic; a natural born leader with an unmatchable dark personality. He is not human ,rather a demonic freak of nature. He will either be your best friend or your worst nightmare.
Giovianni is not someone to run the wrong way.
giovianni by F.Jones December 21, 2016
What happens when you add a Grace and a Dorian together. No matter what star signs they are, their names are enough to determine their compatibility. I mean, doesn’t Grorian just sound lovely?
“Ooh, Grace and Dorian are together! What should their ship name be?”

“Grorian, because it sounds fancy and the names go together so well!”
Just like any other guy, will succeed until it comes back at you painfully.
Goviani, lets hang and hit the woah...
Goviani by Gio_oiG September 2, 2019

Grosianos 

"I'd kill that grosiano (neopronoun slur) for free!"
"KILL THAT GROSIANO!"

"Grosianos are stupid"
Grosianos by iamrealalexg September 6, 2022
To gush effusively about a spouse, lover, or girlfriend. Groving is most offensive when performed within earshot of others, but can also be carried out in private.

The most extreme form of groving occurs on social networking sites, where practitioners use status updates or public blogs to offensively profess undying love and devotion to their partners.
"Dude, did you see William totally groving his wife on Facebook the other day? He status was, 'William is glad is fine azzz wifey is feeling much better, she deserves it...'

"That's bad, but just before that he was all like, 'William is hoping his wife's tummy quits being a meanie!!' That's some pretty bad groving right there!

"I don't know if that's more nauseating groving than the one he posted where he said, 'William is madly in love with his PERFECT Wife and making love to her every hour in New Orleans!'"
Groving by Governor Neil Diamond February 18, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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