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Groovemeister 

Groovemeister, found on the now closed down "fat-pie" forums of David Firth(Creator of salad fingers), and later the "Fet-paj" forums of Joakim Danung. Groovemeister is an irritable character. A "fat-backed retard" some may say. Also, this subject has aspergers and is prone to bouts of anger due to his inability to socially interact, and is known to over analyise posts by using many quotes and general rants, deemed tl;dr.
Hey guys, i've got aspergers and a fat back. Am I cool or what?

Shut the fuck up groovemeister!
Groovemeister by Mozzbop May 25, 2006
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Groovemeister 

A annoying man (meister) who thinks he can groove (dance). Also used for the same effect is "potato head"
Me: Cor look at that Groovemeister.
Friend: aye what a potato head.
Groovemeister: TBH IMO its not my fauly. IMHO you should STFU TBH
Groovemeister by baaaapz September 19, 2008
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groovemeister 

ub3r 1337.
pwns all.
will rip your ass to shreds from its huge manhood.
that is all
the one and only groovemeister rules you all
groovemeister by rachel February 2, 2005

Groovemaster 

The master of all things groovy. Controls the beats and tames the crowd.
"And in the house tonight we have DJ's big dawg Lou and Groovemaster K... controlling the crowd with their beats."
Groovemaster by Louilala August 24, 2009

Groovemaster 

A person whose talents outshine everyone else. An awesome person who everybody is comfortable being around.
Person 1: Why is there a huge crowd standing around that guy sweeping the floor?

Person 2: They’re just following him around because he’s a groovemaster.
Groovemaster by Puking Penguin September 1, 2020

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026