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grognard 

ultra-hardcore wargamer (wargames - Advanced Squad Leader, Combat Mission, etc) Comes from French word that means "grumbler"
"Bob the Grognard likes to check his back yard for good hull-down spots for his imaginary tank"
grognard by Smapdee May 6, 2003

Grognasse 

A very efficient French insult that can be applied to :

- at 2am on a Saturday night in Paris, the bitch who just took the taxi 2m away from where you had been desperatley waiting for one
- the woman in the elevator to whom you wish a good evening and who just presses "close" as an answer
- the waitress who bumps into your chair every 2mn and never apologises
- a 21-year-old girl who has huge breasts and touches her hair with a childish laugh after every sentence
- an innocent woman that you want to publicly show spite to

Often, all the bulllet points above apply to the same person. When that happens, you can be pretty sure that girl is "une sale grognasse" or "une énorme grognasse qui pue" (transl : "a huge bitch who stinks").

You would usually share the comment "quelle grognasse celle-là!" with your friends when the person is gone or cannot hear.

To sound cool, use "ma grognasse" to designate your girlfriend when you are with her best friend.

see Radasse

Best translations : bitch, cunt
"Mais quelle grognasse cette meuf !!"
transl: "What a bitch!"

In front of Les Bains-Douche : "Regarde derrière-toi : un banc de grognasse!!"
transl : "Look behind you, a shoal of bitches!"

Inside le Duplex (Parisian night-club) : "Tiens, c'est réunion de l'amicale des grognasses ce soir ?"
transl : "Well, it looks like a meeting of the 16 district bitch association!"

"Oh, la grognasse, t'as pas l'impression de me prendre mon taxi là ??!"
transl : "Hey bitch, don't you fee like you are stealing my taxi??"

"Super le thème de ta soirée, je peux venir avec ma grognasse ?"
transl : "Your party theme is great ! can I come with my bitch ?"
Grognasse by Dr.Reboot June 24, 2009

Grognard 

In D&D, a person who prefers an older edition to the newer one.
Gamer A:"After playing 4th edition for six months, our group decided to give it up and go back to 3.5."

Gamer B:"you're officially grognards now."
Grognard by guyjin March 9, 2009

Grognak the Destroyer 

Grognak the Destroyer is a real life person that is friends with Joseph Stalin. He eats a lot of fucking bread. He is a strong believer in communism. He is also diagnosed with severe Amnosia. Grognak is an idiot that is a severe hazard to those around them even though their intentions are not hostile. Please be cautious when near Grognak. They have the ability to stomp an entire village. They also have a 10 foot vertical leap.
My pet fucking duck. I found a duck with a broken wing and I call it Grognak. Even though Grognak is a girl, I believe it’s a suitable name for a duck.
Stop eating all of my fucking bread Grognak! You stupid, selfish, slutty duck!
Grognak by Pinky-things January 15, 2019

grognak the destroyer attorney at law 

grognak the destroyer is a character created by youtuber call me kevin
he is the only one and true dear communist leader,he is known to like busses,he is also an attorney who represents both sides of a case

kevin said: "Yeah, the name 'Grognak' like came from a meme thing that I saw online and actually got the name wrong on when I was remembering it and I guess I remembered it from this game cause people pointed out afterwards"

Grognak The Destroyer has been diagnosed with Amnosia, which is like Amnesia, just that it's not medically recognized.

Grognak is in the band Jim and the Jimettes which was formed by Jim Pickens.

he was also a part of the 15th street gang which was formed by jim pickens to distribute cocaine.

Originally an East-Asian-looking male, Grognak looked for people who might tolerate it for longer than a few minutes. it was recruited by a clown to star in a commercial for Safe Vision but failed to make a good impression due to it's bad acting . it got involved in shady operations which ultimately resulted in Grognak being shot by a girl called Jupiter. Despite the localized nature of the injury, it's Amnosia made the doctors at the Pillbox Hill Center to perform reconstructive surgery, turning it into the bald creature it is today.

grognak has no confirmed gender and even it self doesn't know

grognak is possibly jim picken's one and only fear as grognak had pranked jim many times when jim was a teenager
random person:have you heard about our dear communist leader grognak?he is an attorney he can help with your case

random kid:one day i wanna be like grognak the destroyer attorney at law ,in fact i'm gonna go shave my head to look like grognak a bit more
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