Jack wore an eye patch claiming he had a GRI but really he just had one eyebrow because he singed the other one off.
by shadyladies April 13, 2009
by TheFinalWords January 30, 2022
by scary J funk April 16, 2004
a slut who thinks that all of her friends hate her..and guess what? THEY DO! cause she talks about people non stop, then lies about it!
gris :"hey - _____ is so gay, i hate her - what a slut"
a girl :"um not really but sort of i guess.."
20 minutes later...
gris:"hey guess what - this girl was calling you a slut! and i was trying to defend you and stuff...but she was sooo mean"
another girl "what a bitch! glad you're nice enough to tell me!"
THE GRIS STRIKES AGAIN!
a girl :"um not really but sort of i guess.."
20 minutes later...
gris:"hey guess what - this girl was calling you a slut! and i was trying to defend you and stuff...but she was sooo mean"
another girl "what a bitch! glad you're nice enough to tell me!"
THE GRIS STRIKES AGAIN!
by lalalalalala March 11, 2003
Gris Grimly is an artist and storyteller who is based in the Los Angeles area best known for his darkly whimsical children's books . His first book Monster Museum, written by Marilyn Singer, was published in September of 2001 to critical acclaim. He then went on to illustrate the complete and uncensored story of Pinocchio written by Carlo Collodi in November 2002. In August of 2003 Gris released his first written and illustrated book Wicked Nursery Rhymes which became his most popular book to date. His following books included the sequel to Monster Museum titled Creature Carnival in April 2004. Edgar Allen Poe's Tales of Mystery and Madness came out in August of 2004. In April 2005 Gris releashed his personal fairy tale Little Jordan Ray's Muddy Spud. Grimericks written by Susan Pearson was released in July 2005 and this was followed by the sequel to his 2003 book Wicked Nursery Rhymes entitled Wicked Nursery Rhymes II in April 2006. In September of 2006 Boris and Bella written by Carolyn Crimi was released.
by Crusty_Crass August 24, 2006
(pronounced "grease granny")
An elderly female person who lost the ability to smile and really brings down the people around her. Like a sourpussy, only older.
Descends of the acient german word "Griesgram" which is the exact translation of gries-granny but can be used for both males and females.
An elderly female person who lost the ability to smile and really brings down the people around her. Like a sourpussy, only older.
Descends of the acient german word "Griesgram" which is the exact translation of gries-granny but can be used for both males and females.
Darling, please don't invite your mother over for christmas, she's such a gries-granny! I really hate being around her, makes me wanna kill myself!
by Krassner December 15, 2009