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Grinding the Goose
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To
masturbate
. Equivalent to "
stroking the chicken
",
whacking off
, or wanking.
"Hey man have
you seen
Jonny?"
"No dude, he's
probably
in his room,
grinding
the goose."
by
MCNAIL
September 1, 2012
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