Grinched

When you come home, and all of your belongings are gone, even the light bulbs.

My ex wife grinched me

by mildot December 21, 2014

Grinched

The act of putting boogers on other people.

Guy 1: Dude I was in Math class yesterday and Adam put his booger on my arm.
Guy 2: He totally Grinched Yo Ass!

by Where's The Queef? February 11, 2012

Grinched

When one's heart grows multiple sizes, bursting through actual and metaphorical barriers and eliminating past grumpiness.

"My heart totally Grinched when I saw a Tweet of Nathan Fillion kissing a weensy puppy."

by skrillaknits December 17, 2009

Grinched

A person who sits next to you in a public bathroom stall to take a shit, when there are options to sit one stall away. So if there are three stalls and you are sitting in stall 1 ...the grinch would sit in stall 2, EVEN if stall 3 is open and clean.

Dude I was in the work bathroom taking a dump and David came in and totally grinched me.

by CSnyder February 10, 2010

Grinched

The act of believing an apparent information leak that turned out to be fake.

"Yo, did you see those people insisting that Isaac and Geno were in Smash based on a blurry picture? They sure got grinched, man!"

by The DanMan051 November 1, 2018

Grinched

When you are taken advantage of by the scammers who put up a fake offer for a freebie that never comes, while your spam and junk mail increases from the spam and mailing lists the scammers sold your information to.

I've been Grinched again, I should have known, that free widget was just too good to be true.

by potsofclay December 10, 2012

grinche

the opposite of a smile

Yvonne: I think it's kind of weird that there isn't a word for the opposite of a smile. I'll call it a "grinche".

by poppop92 February 4, 2023