by Akalakakumar November 3, 2013
A hot funny sweet all around guy that could get any girl. all you girls out there don't judge because of his name he is nice and sweet with a nice dick. He is great with sex spooning making out and is super romantic.
by Dacoda April 23, 2017
A guy with a very long dick and can fuck any girl he want. he will be rich in the future and is better than anyone 2k17
by 500inchdick March 9, 2017
dude, it's like griffin:30 right now.
what the griffin!?!?!
who do i look like donald fucking griffin?
griffin doesn't grow tree's you know.
wana griffin later
what the griffin!?!?!
who do i look like donald fucking griffin?
griffin doesn't grow tree's you know.
wana griffin later
by Sean&Rob June 15, 2008
Griffin was so great last night.
by this is not a joke January 26, 2015
by Dalean February 2, 2007
Once you find a Griffin in your life, never let him go. He is the funniest, coolest, cutest, and just a person everybody wants to be, or be with. His eyes are like water, soft and full of mystery. He makes you laugh to the point where you want to pee your pants. He's the class clown, the trouble maker, but he's the funniest and coolest guy you know. He's strong and independent. He is very athleticlly talented. He likes to play basketball with the guys in the gym, then likes to go skate with the guys at the park. He has a good sense of style and likes to wear clothes that make a statement. He doesn't care what anyone thinks about him and just wants to have a good time. He's the type of guy that you could get a beer with at 10, have a threesome with at 11, then go get tacos with at 12. He's a legend and he knows it. He just wants to make everyone laugh, but on the inside he's the nicest and most caring guy you'll ever meet. He makes you warm when he looks at you. He turns your most crappy days, into some of your best days, just by talking to you. He makes you laugh when you are sad, he makes you happy when you are mad, and makes you feel like the real person you are. So once you find a Griffin, never let him go.
Also, he is a half lion, half unicorn.
Also, he is a half lion, half unicorn.
Guy 1: "Dude, Griffin is so cool. I wish I was him."
Guy 2: "I know. Griffin is a legend!"
Girl 1: "Have you heard Griffin's new joke?"
Girl 2: "No I haven't gotten to yet."
Girl 1: " It's so funny. Just like him!"
Girl 2: "I know, I wish Griffin was mine!"
Girl 1: "Every girl does."
Guy 2: "I know. Griffin is a legend!"
Girl 1: "Have you heard Griffin's new joke?"
Girl 2: "No I haven't gotten to yet."
Girl 1: " It's so funny. Just like him!"
Girl 2: "I know, I wish Griffin was mine!"
Girl 1: "Every girl does."
by Matildafoot02 March 4, 2016