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Gretchen Wieners 

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen
That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

Gretchen Wieners 

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.
Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"

Gretchen Weiner 

Someone so desperate for approval that they blindly follow anyone stronger, sacrificing their morals and self-respect.
You're like the Gretchen Weiner of film critics.
Gretchen Weiner by Txboyinnyc January 29, 2025