The Aiken high school band director that always shows up late for school, cares about everyone, and is early for everything except school.
Greg needs to unlock the band room.
Greg is late for the third day now.
Greg can you fix this?
Greg you said 15 burpes not 10! -trumpets
Greg is late for the third day now.
Greg can you fix this?
Greg you said 15 burpes not 10! -trumpets
by AHSbandmommas December 5, 2016
by Rockgod58 February 29, 2016
by imtired456 September 11, 2018
by a true greg September 11, 2018
by Ricegumbud November 15, 2019
When someone suffers premature party-lation and gets too smashed then passes out before the main event that they have been waiting for.
Hey what happened to greg ?
He smashed three pints, smoked too much weed and passed out at the gig before neurosis even started playing. Totally gregged it !
He smashed three pints, smoked too much weed and passed out at the gig before neurosis even started playing. Totally gregged it !
by mamacassmetal October 9, 2018
'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.
Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"
Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"
Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"
Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"
Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009