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Greenville, SC 

What hell is like. A small city in Upstate, SC where racial divides are still present, where rednecks can be seen on every corner and next to Spartunburg where most of the crime goes down. When it snows, everything comes to a halt. When it's hot, it gets up to over 100 degrees! Drivers are the worst in the nation and you see crashes on a daily basis. It lacks culture and diversity but it does have a great downtown, it's obvious it's where all the money is spent. Once you leave the downtown area, it's allpretty country bumpkin. It tries to name itself as G-Vegas or G-Ville, names which have already been taken and don't apply in the least bit.
Do you want to know what hell is like? Go to Greenville, SC!

Greenville High School 

A high school filled with hicks, wanna-be gangsters, creeps, and children who's parents are closely related. There are about 50 or so "normal people" in this high school, the rest are just plain weird. Sports just aren't Greenville High School's thing, but they excel at FFA and choir. The majority of the teachers don't really teach anything and you really have to try pretty hard to not pass the classes. Earning a high school diploma from Greenville High School is comparable to "graduating" from middle school. Only about 25% of students from Greenville High school go on to college and only about 10% actually graduate from college. Most of the employees of fast food restaurants in the state of Ohio went to Greenville High School.
Person 1: "Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order please?"

Person 2: "Yeah, um, did you go to Greenville High School?"

Person 1: "Yes I did, that's why I'm still working at Burger King at age 37."

Greenhill School 

The only school in Dallas Texas that allows gays, and wants to make white people a minority.
Greenhill school kid: omg my god my mom took my Gucci phone case because I crashed the Range Rover

Greenhill School 

A competitive private school in Dallas, TX with many hot, suave, and well dressed older guys and short and chubby younger guys. The goodlookin guys come with a price though, they are usually cocky assholes.
Those greenhill guys are sexy but dicks.
Greenhill School by BTR932 January 30, 2005

Greenhill School 

Overpriced private school that has too many jewish students. They have horrible athletics and comparably poor academics. While the school claims to be very diverse, the faculty is entirely comprised of overly liberal left-wingers who worry more about political correctness than about promoting development of mind, body, and character as the school claims. Most successful Greenhill Alums say that they would not send their children to this school. The boys are effeminate and the girls are feminists. Although students there claim to be rivals of other prestigious private schools in the area, they really are not. The second-rate resources that the school offers prevents the school from being competitive in anything.
Greenhill Student: I wish my parents had not sent me to Greenhill. I constantly have to take shit about going to a bad school, and it hurts my already low self-esteem.

Greenhill Alum: Despite going to Greenhill, I still managed to become successful.

Greenhill School Coach: Man, our lacrosse team is doing so good this year!!! We almost beat Southlake Carroll and we only lost 22-3 to ESD and 24-1 to St. Mark's.

Greenhill Parent: I am so happy paying $250,000 for my student to attend Greenhill and be a poor student who terrible at sports and life.
Greenhill School by caddyshack April 19, 2009

Greeneville High School.

A high scool in East Tennesse where pricks have little dicks, and arragence is bliss. They are known for their kick ass football team that recruits players and moves down a division to avoid teams that will rape their little green assholes. Laughing at the misfortunate, and talking about how good you are at sports is another past time at Greeneville. 2. Where you go when you think your rich,in middle to upper class, and where your shit don't stink.
Friend 1: What do you do at "Greeneville High School.

Friend 2: Smell your own ass, what do you think.
Friend 1: Why?
Friend 2:Smells like exellence why do you think.