Greeley Colorado 

Greeley, Colorado is famous for hardly existing. The college or university or whatever a nitwit might call it is so far below Mediocre, it's classified as an 'advanced kindergarten'. Nothing else exists in the city except drunks and child molesters. Zombie-fied citizens, the living dead, where you go other than Hell, the ultimate cess pool!

I went to Greeley Colorado to see what was there, and I was so surprised to find NOTHING at all. This hole makes Buffalo, New York look like Heaven

Greeley Colorado by Dr. Gregory Darvis January 6, 2011

greeley colorado 

what can i say..nothing good.greeley co is filled with wanna be gangsters.people act like the people at wallmart (bad wallmart in town)all the time.nothing to do,except get high and drink.cause thats what almost everykid is diong.a mexican white community.with alots of race issues.a hospital with steryle issues.all the shops are closing ..cause everyone shops in loveland and fortcollins.recentley had a murder case cause of a stupid child molester.lets say you visit here watch your children!

john-im visiting family in greeley colorado!
kate-better hold your children tight!
john-haha very funny ,i brought a gun..
kate -kool!heres my shank.

greeley colorado by iliveingreeley March 27, 2011

Greeley, Colorado 

A mid-sized college town in northern Colorado consisting mainly of hoodlums, Hispanics, and hipsters. The town smells obnoxiously of cow shit and remains devoid of all things fun. The only decent hang out spots are either shut down or riddled with the lamest kind of gangsters. The only two places to go to hang out include the local mall and the new-ish ice rink, both of which are quite disappointing and are now utilized mostly as a spot for drug-pedaling. In the sad excuse for a downtown, meth heads and stoners roam the streets both day and night. The town's only redeeming qualities remain the Stampede that comes around every Summer, and the fact that since there is a large population of Latinos, there is also a large abundance of kick-ass Mexican food. Overall, the town is boring and suckish with very few positive points.

Also commonly referred to as G-town or Greality .

Friend 1: Hey, where do you wanna go?
Friend 2: I don't know, we live in Greeley, Colorado, there's no where to go unless you're looking for pot.

Greeley, Colorado by G-town Dweller May 6, 2011