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sit on Gray's pipe 

A euphemism for a sexual style aka cowboy sex.
Sometimes confused with a morning hard on
Emma asked if she could sit on Gray's pipe.

No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!

Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma
sit on Gray's pipe by Blade2good December 9, 2010

Conan Gray's Hair 

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.
conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER
Conan Gray's Hair by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024

Dorian Gray syndrome 

Societal phenomenon characterised by not wanting to grow old. Named after Oscar Wilde's famous gothic horror novel "The Picture of Dorian Gray". Many celebrities also try to look younger, though this isn't necessarily psychological as looking nice is sometimes part of their job. Has 4 main components
-Narcissistic character traits
-Lack of the ability to emotionally mature
-Dysmorphophobia, which means excessive concern about conceived flaws in one's body
-And as a result of the former 3, a "Medical Lifestyle" such as hair transplants, botox, erectile dysfunction drugs, etc.
That guy is so obsessed with staying young, I think he has Dorian Gray syndrome.

man in the gray suit 

All varieties of sharks
Don't go surfing in the rain or you may get a visit from the man in the gray suit.

Gray Skull 

Getting head from a senior citizen. Originally from ParodyJay's parody of He-man.
Skeletor: Gray skull...what is that? Isn't that when you get head from a senior citizen.
Gray Skull by K@tipwnan May 12, 2009

Gray Stone Day School

A high school full of rich kids who want to get good scores on all of their exams and who basically want nothing to do with anyone around them, except for when they want something from you. They typically travel in packs and formals with these kids are miserable because they make you feel like broke trash. In order to go here you must own a fancy car and must have airpods.
Those kids at Gray Stone Day School are the most preppy kids around since the 80’s.