by DrAwol January 28, 2022
1. An abnormally large phallus usually associated with elephantiasis or other diseases of the lower extremities.
2. Sperm.
2. Sperm.
by Daniel Lindsey January 27, 2008
A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.
by Mike January 18, 2004
by Figleaf23 January 08, 2009
Noun. A sexual practice common among Northern communities, whereby individuals gain extreme levels of erotic pleasure from the feeling of warm gravy being poured over their naked bodies. Originally devised by Lord Henry Bisto as a way of transporting gravy before the invention of the gravy boat, a gravy train is formed when three or more participants lie prostrate on an incline, usually head to toe up a terraced house staircase, feet facing towards the summit. Thick gravy, often fresh from the stove top, is then poured from the summit and allowed to flow across the naked torsos, faces and genitals of the participants, before settling in the mouth of the person at the base, commonly known as the 'bottom feeder'. Despite the practice being outlawed throughout much of the UK after the infamous Peter Kay incident of 2011, high-profile spokespeople including Curly Watts and Jonny Vegas continue to champion the rights of gravy trainers and regularly host illegal train rides.
'Fuckin'ell Sharon, next time wash your minge before you get on't gravy train!'
'Get the bisto out son, Nanna and Auntie Fran are coming round for a gravy train'.
'Get the bisto out son, Nanna and Auntie Fran are coming round for a gravy train'.
by northernboyslovegravy December 05, 2014
A job that pays well and only requires that it look like your working on paper. Most of the time spent "working" is on the road.
Well, it looks like Crystal and Greer are at the strip club again. They sure are riding that gravy train hard.
by LuvsMCs November 08, 2007
by Pak_1 July 30, 2005