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Second Hand Gravy 

Unbeknownst to you, your girl took a jizz blast while getting slammed in the ass by her side piece prior to coming home to have you rim out her chocolate starfish. Whilst eating her asshole, a/k/a tongue thumping her fart box, you unexpectedly taste something salty. You take a look at her "brown eye" and notice a creamy ooze beginning to flow from her bowels.
"You're not the first one at the buffet. So, how about some second hand gravy?"
"Last night my girl came home primed and ready to go. Little did I know breakfast was about to be served with some second hand gravy!"
"Could I get some second hand gravy with that roast beef?"
"My sausage burrito could really use some second hand gravy!"
Second Hand Gravy by Lil' Yeastie December 28, 2016

Hand gravy 

When a person rubs his girlfriends pussy and uses the juices to jerk off.
Babe, I can I get some? Sure honey.....I'm not hard yet so let me get some of that hand gravy to jerk off with!
Hand gravy by Kajur April 1, 2013

Grave hand 

That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.
When I cuddle my girlfriend I get grave hand.
Grave hand by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026