Gravy Train

Noun. A sexual practice common among Northern communities, whereby individuals gain extreme levels of erotic pleasure from the feeling of warm gravy being poured over their naked bodies. Originally devised by Lord Henry Bisto as a way of transporting gravy before the invention of the gravy boat, a gravy train is formed when three or more participants lie prostrate on an incline, usually head to toe up a terraced house staircase, feet facing towards the summit. Thick gravy, often fresh from the stove top, is then poured from the summit and allowed to flow across the naked torsos, faces and genitals of the participants, before settling in the mouth of the person at the base, commonly known as the 'bottom feeder'. Despite the practice being outlawed throughout much of the UK after the infamous Peter Kay incident of 2011, high-profile spokespeople including Curly Watts and Jonny Vegas continue to champion the rights of gravy trainers and regularly host illegal train rides.

'Fuckin'ell Sharon, next time wash your minge before you get on't gravy train!'
'Get the bisto out son, Nanna and Auntie Fran are coming round for a gravy train'.

by northernboyslovegravy December 05, 2014

Gravy Train

a sexual act in which one partner makes a trail of semen from the pubic area to the mouth of the other partner

"We rode that gravy train for 69 miles"

by Mr. Loysch December 22, 2008

Gravy Train

When you have the unstoppable continuous runs (diarrhea).

Man, I hopped on the Gravy Train and it is so annoying, I been on the toilet for 3 hours now..

by bigboysouth August 24, 2011

Gravy Train

Used by Yung Gravy

You can't find yo' bitch 'cause she on that Gravy Train

by Brokeasspunk June 23, 2019

Gravy Train

Possibly the best band ever.
www.gimmegravytrain.com

Whore, whore! Gravy Train's the living testament

by Adam November 16, 2004

Gravy Train

When a male covers his penis in Turkey Gravy and then has procedes to have sex.

Yo - Last night she rode the gravy train.

by His Grace March 08, 2008

Gravy Train

Leaving a loaf of poo on the brim of the toilet seat rather than properly dropping the dung into the toilet.

To the janitors unpleasant surprise he had found toilet seat that had been gravy trained.

Jeffrey decided to cause mischief and was guilty of first degree gravy train.

by j kerian December 29, 2007