Granola's Witness 

An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.

"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"

Granola's Witness by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009

C2's Granola Bar 

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."

Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!

C2's Granola Bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

C2's Granola Bar 

A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).

Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.

C2's Granola Bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

Nature's Valley Granola Bars 

The candy bar of health food

Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."

Nature's Valley Granola Bars by Adheesive June 14, 2008

granola state 

A reference to California: the land of fruits, flakes and nuts.

Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.

granola state by Mack C March 18, 2007

granola sports 

Activities usually enjoyed by one or group of granola people together. These activities include hammocking, slacklining, rock climbing, listening to underground bands, playing the guitar and ukulele, playing catch with a frisbee and hacky sacking, and lastly, sleeping. All of these activities are enjoyed outside, where the granolas like to group up(usually the activity starts with only 3 people, then more granolas join in)

Tim, "where are you guys at?"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"

granola sports by Bargle monster roob November 9, 2012

granola stoner 

A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.

The granola stoner was up at 6am dancing with the sun rise and smoking his weed.

granola stoner by Nursie93 February 25, 2017