A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.
"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "
by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020
Get the Grand-Master simpmug. A guy with so low self-esteem that he would literally do anything for any female attention, no matter what the cost, the consequence or any logical choice would be.
by Gabe775 November 5, 2023
Get the Grand-Master simpmug.