Someone who is overly obsessed with correcting everyone's grammar. Usually to the point of obnoxious, pretentious bitchiness.
"I get sick and tired of the Walmart chick saying "May I help whose next?" every time I go to Walmart.", said the grammar bitch. And at the same time she screams at you for saying you feel good instead of well.
The English cult/revolutionary group hell bent on protecting the principles of language and of forms of speech on the internet.
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Originally formed on June 26th, in the teen forums, GovTeen. The aim was to correct peoples gramatical and spelling mistakes and correct anything written in "Text Talk".
"U r writin in sum reely bad form of englis!!!1 L0LZERS!"
"Correction: You are writing in a very bad form of englsih. Haha.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.