Grab a spoon

AND EAT MY ASS aka fuck off

Kailey-“Hey Bailey, get your shit together”
Bailey-“grab a spoon”

by Bkay September 3, 2018

grab a spoon

More like a metaphore than a slang word grab a spoon means that women are like different types of ice-cream and that you should grab a spoon (meaning that you should get back on the game)

-"Dude I just broke up with Wendy."
-"Hey, listen you gotta grab a spoon dog."

by Chinoviejo January 2, 2008