got burned

Made a costly mistake; badly miscalulated

The chess player got burned when what she thought was a well calculated move resulted in her own king being checked!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 23, 2021

you got burned

Something that one says in one of two situations:

1. When another person scorches his or her body parts using a flame or other hot object

or

2. Right after a striking insult or comeback

1. Danny: Oh no! I just found out that this welding torch was hot the hard way!
Steven: You got burned!

2. Danny: Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Chick: Well, I don't have to rearrange the alphabet to put N and O together. Get lost.
Steven: You got burned!

by narwhalsexist October 26, 2011

Got me a burner

When a piece of fecal matter is stuck in your buttocks and contains undigested spiciness that causes uncomfortable burning. Often occurs when peppers or jalapenos are consumed. This embarrassing condition will normally befuddle a person. Not knowing why their ass is burning, they will often return to the washroom to "wipe" again, at which point they will find out they had a piece of hot pepper, or something akin to it, stuck in their rectum. A common ailment among people who dine at Cajun restaurants. Makes driving particularly difficult.

"Man, I ate at Slow's restaurant last night and got the Gumbo. It was awesome. But I got me a burner the next day and could't walk."

"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."

"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."

by Angrymanatee May 19, 2014