A particularly mucus filled mass of chewing tobacco spit.

Goshen Oyster derives its name from Goshen (a town noted for high rates of white trash users of mouth tobacco) and the appearance of dark black spit produced from said tobacco mixed with thick mucus (or "lung butter") which is then spat onto the ground and resembles a cooked oyster.
I stepped in a Goshen Oyster while walking from my trailer to the Speedway for some Keystone.
by Joyfulsquelch October 23, 2020
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A more painful sexual act than “cupping the balls” but not too dissimilar.

It involves a Beacon, peanut butter, and a man named Abe.
Lemiddle could no longer tea bag his victims as Abe had performed the Goshen Grabber on him.
by Danily September 11, 2022
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Land O Goshen is a Southern expression of amazement or frustration. The Land of Goshen is a place referred to two times in the Bible, once as a province of Egypt (in the time of Joseph) and another time as a Canaanite land renamed Goshen in the book of Joshua. After Moses led the Jews out of Egypt (Goshen) and Joshua finally led them into Canann, they named a portion of the Promised Land, Goshen. This may be why the phrase is used as an exclamation of amazement and frustration, as the Land of Goshen was the place of the Israelites bondage, and later a place in the Promised Land.
1. Land O Goshen, I just saw a shooting star!
2. Land O Goshen, if I have to tell you to close that front door again I'm gonna tan your hide, boy!
3. Land O Goshen, that apple pie is the tastiest I ever et, Ma!
by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011
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it smells like fish because of all of the girls/all the boys playing fortnite/teachers are trash/school is poor and is boring/everyone is either reall poor or really rich and there's no where in between/Levi Payne walking around with a Gucci belt
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Poor kid: goshen local schools...
Person 1:Yucky!!!
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Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.
Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****
by purple penis 69 June 14, 2019
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The most redneck trashiest school you will ever attend. With rebel flags and pickup trucks. Where kids drive tractors to school every Wednesday. Basically a shit hole
Hey you wanna go drive to Goshen High School?
Nah I rather go ride my tractor on the streets
by Redneck Tractor 1304 December 11, 2019
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