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gookie cookie 

When a group of males participating in a circle jerk direct their ejaculate onto a cookie. That cookie, frosted with semen, is the gookie cookie. Typically, the last person in the circle to ejaculate eats the gookie cookie. This is similar to the limp biscut.
I think the reason Jeff is always the last to ejaculate is because he really enjoys eating the high protien gookie cookie.

Gookie Cookie 

When a group of youths gather at a function under the eyes of adonai, and began to explore their male appendages in unison. The game is complete when the Pivot man, usually with an elephant tusk size endowment, outlests all and paints the cookie with his hot excretion.
Few had doubts that Bily Vine would not emerge as the champion at this years Gookie Cookie Invitatational as he had the largest tusk most had ever seen.
Gookie Cookie by Lloyd G-Man September 15, 2005

GOOKIE COOKIE 

When a gurl lays on her back and allows many guys to ejaculate on her, covering her like icing on a cake.
last night 38 randon guys turned me into a gookie cookie
GOOKIE COOKIE by MAGGIESBOY May 22, 2006

ookie gookie cookie 

A game played among men in which each man jacks off onto a cookie. The man who cums the quickest loses and must then proceed to eat said cookie.
Before every football game, the team played a rousing round of ookie gookie cookie.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026