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Gook Spook 

2020 was ruined by the great gook spook!
Gook Spook by Gamecock Girl116 September 9, 2020

Gook Spook 

Being randomly scared that your penis shrinks to the size of a Gook's.
Man! I just got gook spooked last night! LOOK!
Gook Spook by CatLikeThiefAsian August 8, 2010

spooky gook 

The recently coined term 'spooky gook' originates in a small village on the outskirts of Naples, in southern Italy. It possesses two different definitions, and they are as follows:

use 1: Any person of Asian or Micro island heritage, who is, at a given time, up to 'no good' as one would say. One who is participating in some trickery towards his/her own gain.

use 2: Loose gaskets like Kim Jong-il
Example:
(In a Minnesotan accent) "Johnathan! Hey, John-John! Check out that spooky gook behind the counter there."

(Again, with accent) I don't want to come here again. I don't trust those spooky gooks making my processed meat squares.
spooky gook by Kevin Ayers December 16, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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