Gooey Duck 

The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)

1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!

Gooey Duck by killer jr October 23, 2008

gooey duck 

aka geoduck (Mollusca) has large clam digger

Seattle ho's run the beaches looking for gooey duck. Then squeese their clam digger's just to see how far it will squirt! wsu

gooey duck by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

gooey duck 

Big Floppy Dildo like object that resembles an uncircumsized penis...aka Robbie Loehle

Ryan Jutras likes to hump Gooey Duck Gineys... cuz they have gineys????!!!!

gooey duck by Tiffany January 5, 2004

gooey duck 

The "Gooey Duck" is when you and your lady friend are having sex in a pool, hot tub, or any other body of water, and when you cum you pull out and put one of her legs on the side of the pool and jizz on it. That way, when she puts it back in the water, she swims weird because she is trying to get it all off, much in the way a duck would swim if it had something sticky stuck to it's leg.

Dray: I gave Nicole Peaslee a gooey duck when we had sweet HxC sex all night in the pool last night because she is hot and loves my naked body.

Haney: Okay. . .

gooey duck by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

gooey duck 

Overall Famous Runescape Clan Leader.

Wow Look At Gooey Duck! Isnt He Cool!

gooey duck by Mysticsayen January 6, 2005

Gooey Duck 

A duck that was came on by a group of 13 and 1/2 men. At least 3 midgets.

Hey! Is that a gooey duck?! Let me taste!

Gooey Duck by Guy Man Dude Bro November 13, 2020

The gooey duck 

When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

The gooey duck by Hi5yoface February 13, 2019