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good news 

Used to indicate quality or satisfaction with something.
"Man, that meat pie was good news."
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Good News 

British army slang for killing the enemy, or the method/instrument used or to be used to kill the enemy.
'We'll breach a hole in the bunker and 6 platoon will go in and deliver the Good News.'
'The air support will be delivering the good news in a 2 minutes'
Good News by Quixlo February 23, 2009

Good News 

Pot-smokers might use the term "good news" to hide the fact that they are talking about weed in public.
"You hear about any good news lately?"

or

"Hey man you got any good news?
Good News by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013

Good News 

What's not covered in Chicago, usually when someone isn't bleeding profusely in the ER or critically ill. Usually when they come away unscathed from a car accident and able to walk away from a side swipe on Lake Shore Drive. Other than that it's not covered.

Florida -- it's the front page deal and a regular thing. But they ignore the incident that played up December 2017 and hate when poignant questions are very directed. Both cases are the human interest coverage. They talk about a message of inclusion but inclusion in Chicago is publication with ISBN related to Outreach.
I'm not going to be the bringer of Good News when I say this, but there was an investigation of what played up with Marquardt Middle School class of 1991 alumni and Glenbard North: Class of 1995. This case the term is Chicago's definition where the madman stays in Cook County Jail. That played up Christmas Eve 2018 and almost repeated the horror from Leslie Lane, New Years Eve 1992-1993, Cheryl Huff of Glendale Heights. The events not discussed in An Eye In Shadows but glazed over with The Cabbie Homicide.
Good News by illinoishorrorman January 28, 2019

good-news 

Hit someone in the head with an inanimate object from behind rendering them unconscious.
I gave that dude the 'good-news’ with an axe handle and he went out like a light.
good-news by eodstu September 4, 2007

Good News Everyone! 

Something announced to a large group of people, presented in a positive manner but is almost always NOT good news.
"Good news everyone! It's a suppository!"

Good News, Everyone! 

A frequently used phrase by Professor Farnsworth, from the television show "Futurama." It is usually exclaimed to a group of individuals

The meaning of the phrase is often ambiguous. It could, literally, mean that the person speaking the phrase actually has good news. Alternatively, the phrase can be used to mislead people about what would be considered, "bad news."
Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.
Farnsworth: Youll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol...
Bender: Here it comes...
Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.
Bender: Thank you, and goodnight.
Good News, Everyone! by Nøva Buttz September 9, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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