The act of standing naked on ones head; with male genitalia painted blue. Resembling the beloved childrens charater.
by GonzoLover June 28, 2005
A sex move where a man shits into a comdom, ties the condom closed, and then places the condom into the freezer over night. After the condom is frozen the man then tapes the condom to his nose, making him look like the muppet "Gonzo", and then procedes to use his nose as a dildo for his women partner.
jorge: hey frank there is a rotting banana in your freezer and it smells like shit.
frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.
jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?
frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.
frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.
jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?
frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.
by papafrito November 13, 2010
Golden syrup.
(from imitation of a mumbled pronunciation of "Golden Syrup")
Also adjective: "gonzoey".
(from imitation of a mumbled pronunciation of "Golden Syrup")
Also adjective: "gonzoey".
by A. Walker February 28, 2009
by kaliq March 27, 2007
A miny wanksta. This person has a lot of friends and acts cool, but is a huge loser and eats doggy fudge.
When they fight they use a cheap tactic:
When they are alone they deny any responsibility for their actions.
When they have five or more of their fiends they act all tough and in your face.
When they fight they use a cheap tactic:
When they are alone they deny any responsibility for their actions.
When they have five or more of their fiends they act all tough and in your face.
I hope I get a Goofy Gonzo for Christmas!
A Goofy Gonzo stole my doggy fudge and ate it out of my Hersy Highway.
Steven G@#$ is a goofy gonzo and makes a good arm rest.
A Goofy Gonzo stole my doggy fudge and ate it out of my Hersy Highway.
Steven G@#$ is a goofy gonzo and makes a good arm rest.
by Chauncy Jamal December 16, 2003
by GunkMonkey October 26, 2020
When a guy curves his dick downwards and sticks it in his asshole. It's very close to the shape of Gonzo's nose.
by gonzosnose December 17, 2014