Fantabulous book by Margaret Mitchell. 1000 + pages of pure yummy goodness. Tells the story of Scarlett O'Hara as her life is turned upside-down by the civil war. Oh and there's Rhett Butler...
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. -said by Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind
If you love stewed cabbage and baked beans, using an activated-charcoal seat-cushion can better your chances that your visiting buddies will not "be gone with the wind" partway through your meal.