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My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal. 

My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
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Gomer's Pile 

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.
Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!
Gomer's Pile by jump the shark December 28, 2011

Valeria Cecilia Gomez Sing 

Valeria is the best person u will ever meet. She is so kind, pretty, funny, considerate, sometimes can be kinda dumb (in a good way), & she is just such a genuine person in general. I don't think I've ever met someone as amazing as her. She makes me laugh so hard & I hardly ever understand her because she never makes sense. She doesn't care what others think about her and cheers me up whenever I'm not feeling my best. There's never a day where Valeria fails to make me laugh. She is like this bright light that came into the earth and whenever you're around her you can feel your mood completely change. She's the one person I come to with literally everything and Ik that I can trust her. I feel like I've known her all of my life & I don't know what I would do without her. She used to have a very questionable fashion sense but it was only a phase so it's all good now. Except for the fact that she has so much cute clothes and wears the same things everyday πŸ‘€ hehe. (One time she wore the same jeans for like a whole week straight I think maybe even more). She also has the mind of a little kid and can forget stuff very easily just like that one time where she was at the mall and she bought new jeans and then she went to the play structure area and left and literally forgot about them and left them there.
(i have to write on here because it says ive written too much on the top) ...She also freaked out once when we went to the mall because she couldn't find her credit card and she had forgotten where she put it, but I came to the rescue and found it literally inside of her bag 🀦🏽 ♂️. Her boyfriend is Cole Sprouse and she hates cheese. She is the one person I do almost all of my tiktoks with cuz we're both obsessed. She has the most amazing side profile ever and everyone's dream nose. She is the one person I do almost all of my tiktoks with cuz we're both obsessed. She has the most amazing side profile ever and everyone's dream nose. Takis are her EVERYTHING. I swear she finishes a whole party size bag in hours. I mean I can't lie Takis are amazing and also my favorite sooooo 🀷🏽 ♂️. She doesn't care about school in the slightest so don't expect her to complete her homework :) Don't touch her face or neck or any part of her with your nasty dirty hands because she will get mad and tell you that you're going to give her acne. She is also muy rude because she is deciding to leave me to live somewhere else when I clearly offered her to move in with me πŸ˜”. Anyways I can write a whole book about her but I'll just leave it here. If ur reading this Vale, I love you x infinity more than you'll ever know and ty for being in my life. U are my best friend forever & I am going to miss u so much πŸ₯ΊπŸ’—

Valeria Cecilia Gomez Sing is MY BEST FRIEND ONLY MINE ;) hehe

John Gomez Syndrome 

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.
Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks
John Gomez Syndrome by RoxerMan October 24, 2014

Macelo Gomez Special 

The art of sucking on a girls vagina (cunnilingus) while she’s eating pork scratchings.
I applied a Macelo Gomez Special yesterday hahaha
Macelo Gomez Special by El Yeah January 16, 2010

Stephen Gomez 

Bassist for the band The Summer Set. Birthday on December 8. Extremely sarcastic. Atheist. Drinks a lot. Has a brother named John Gomez. Mexasian. Can't speak Spanish. Is from Scottsdale, AZ.
Person 1: Who's the guy who smirks a lot?
Person 2: That's Stephen Gomez.
Stephen Gomez by AlliSIGH April 21, 2010

Sienna Mae Gomez

Sienna Mae Gomez will break into your house in the middle of the night. You might wake up to her hand in your pants… Do not try to lock the door she will still break in, there is no use. You might not want to drink with her either, and if you do make sure you dont pass out… It wont end well.
Sienna Mae Gomez by bellaris January 24, 2022