Going Goldenberg
Going Goldenberg is when you meet a woman, for the first time and ask her "Am I wasting my time here or what? " within one minute of initial contact.
This technique was developed in a small suburb of Orlando called Longwood. It rarely ends well.
See the false definition of asher lolz.
This technique was developed in a small suburb of Orlando called Longwood. It rarely ends well.
See the false definition of asher lolz.
Man: Hello!
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.
Going Goldenberg by LT Dangle USN November 12, 2009
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